• When The Husband Is Driving


    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

    Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.

    “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!

    TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
    They’re going 2 STICK! Careful.. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

    You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

    Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT!

    THE SALT!” The wife stared at him. “What is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”

    The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”

  • 4 comments :

    1. That's great and also very true. ...

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    2. That's great and also very true. ...

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    3. who the fuck uses butter for eggs?! it's eggs for christ sake not a baked alaska

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    4. Can you not read it clearly states that the butter is used so it doesn't stick to the pan?? Idiot^^

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